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Friday, January 09, 2004

Cutlines
January 9 2004

In the news today:


Bush Plans to Call for Moon Settlement

-- Names Sen. Clinton First Lunanaut


Bush Plans to Send Americans to Moon, on to Mars

-- Would Have to Find New Location for Cheney


National Zoo Admits Mistakes

-- Actually Okay to Feed Bears


Fans Mark the 69th Birthday of Elvis

-- Millions Still Seeking Lives


Powell Refutes Think-Tank Report on Iraq

-- Thinking Not Relevant to U.S. Policy


Regulators Reject Silicone Breast Implant Return

-- Medical Stocks Droop in Flat Trading


F.D.A. Defers Final Decision About Implants

-- Agency Will Try on Underwire Swimsuit First


Brain May Be Able to Bury Unwanted Memories, Study Shows

-- Unfortunately, Unable to Forget "Dry Clean Depot" Jingle


Fabled Trove of Fabergé Eggs Goes to Auction, Jewels and All

-- Next Week: Fabergé Omelettes


Plane Makes Emergency Landing at Dulles

-- Flight Ran Out of Cinnabons


Gibbs Signs 5-Year Deal With Redskins

-- Vince Lombardi, George Allen Named Assistants


Terror Threat Level May Fall to Yellow

-- Will Then Turn Brown, Shrivel, Fall Off


That's all for today.