Cutlines
Dec 8 2003

In the news today:


James Brown Wins Kennedy Center Honor

-- Singer Thanks "Hunnggh," "Blarplitrra Morformmnn"


Chinese Premier to Visit Wall Street

-- Will Sound Opening Gong


Attention Deficit Drugs May Have Long-Term Effects

-- Children Suffer From - Look! A Butterfly!


U.S. and Allies Agree on a Plan for North Korea

-- Will Send 5 Gay Men to Redecorate Tacky Nation


California's New Governor Is Fighting a Familiar Battle

-- Giant Shape-Shifting Aliens Invade Sacramento


Study Rebuts E-Mail Claims Made for Growth Hormones

-- Claims of 1.99% Mortgages and Amorous Housewives, However, are True


Volunteers in Japan Give Mount Fuji a Makeover

-- Magma Implants Make Mountain Feel Younger


In Calif., New Warning System Tried

-- Rotating Signs Warn of Fire, Earthquake, Mudslides, Actors in Politics


Doctors Take Action on Flu Shot Shortage

-- Rapidly Give Each Other Last Doses


Silicon Santa

-- Pamela Anderson Christmas Special Tonight


That's all for today.