Cutlines
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Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Cutlines
September 30 2003

In the news today:


U.S. Arrests Another Guantanamo Base Translator

-- Man Suspected of Being Bilingual


Handover of Power in Iraq May Take at Least a Year

-- Three Years, if PEPCO Involved


Ex-Soccer Player Jailed in Al Qaeda Plot

-- Placed in Footcuffs


Belgian Court Convicts Soccer Player in al Qaeda Plot

-- Terror Was His Gooooooaaaaalllllll


Resentful Iraqis Find U.S. Optimism Hard to Share

-- Believe Cubs, Red Sox Won't Last


4-Year-Old Shoots Sister to Death and Wounds Older Brother

-- Tot Picked to Replace Heston at NRA


Two Boys Joined at Skulls to be Separated

-- Twins Believe Two Heads Better Than One


Division Title Is Not Enough for the Braves

-- Team Enters California Gubernatorial Race


I.B.M. to Disclose Power-Saving Chip Design

-- Two Paper Clips and a Jujube


Toddler Survives 3 Weeks on Ketchup, Dry Pasta

-- Now Prepared for Bachelor Life


Activists Condemn Romanian Gypsy Girl's Arranged Wedding

-- Say Chandler Would Make Much Better Mate than Ross


Study: Orangutans May Die Out in 20 Years

-- Get Yours Now!


Poor Vision Can Make School a Struggle

-- Bad Dodgeball Skills Hurt, Too


Cooler Weather Prompts Rodent Alarm at State Department

-- Powell: "Snow is Coming!" Only Meant Treasury Secretary Would Visit


Stocks Open Down on Sun

-- Analysts Predict No Tomorrow


What Would Bill Clinton Do?

-- "You Gonna Finish Those Fries, Sweet Cheeks?"


That's all for today.